FijiFirst registered

Nasik Swami
Saturday, May 31, 2014

THE Prime Minister’s political party FijiFirst is now a registered political party.

This was confirmed by the registrar of political parties, Mohammed Saneem, yesterday.

The party has been registered as a political party under the Political Parties (Registration, Conduct, Funding and Disclosures) Decree 2013.

The registrar said the FijiFirst Party could now operate and hold itself as a political party under section 16 of the Decree.

Party leader Rear Admiral (Ret) Voreqe Bainimarama said he was glad to receive the news that his party had been registered.


9 thoughts on “

  1. What a farce!! There are complaints filed and open police investigations into the proposed fiji first party but the supervisor of elections deemed it appropriate to register them as a party for the elections. Wonder how much it costs to sell your soul. I guess when you’re an underachiever any amount will do.

  2. Has anyone really assumed that a few unsubstantiated complaints against Khaiyum and his Rear Admirer would stop registration of the only democratic party Fiji has ever had. And for those who now expect the Honorable Khaiyum and his Rear Admirer to drop their pants and tell you how much I have paid them over the last eight years, I have disappointing news: We can only reveal what is on the local ANZ accounts. Banking laws in Dubai, Hong Kong and elsewhere do not allow disclosure as they protect the secrecy of depositors. Again don’t hold your breath, folks come over and support Khaiyum and you will soon have your own US$ account filled with the money that we take from the peasants in Fiji.

  3. A decree was rolled out to stop the use of the name SDL but all along the as oles intended to steal the name of an already registered party.

  4. As of 1 September the new Churches, Temples and Mosque Decree will be in place.

    In all religious literature and ceremonies any reference To God, Jesus Christ, Allah, Mohammed, Krisna, Ganesh etc…will be replaced with the name KHAIYUM. All Gods appeared in a vision to me yesterday and told me they wanted to retire and that I was their ideal replacement. I have no doubt that all Fijians will be happy with this decree just as they are happy with all of my decrees so far.

    All religious icons and pictures of any deity will be replaced by statues and picture of me. I am in touch with the people and this is what they have begged me for. The SUN took a poll and confirmed this.

    Any criticism of me, under the new decree, will amount to blasphemy with the penalty being a public stoning.

  5. King Khaiyum, you are indeed my new god. Can I suggest to force the Methodist Church to openly denounce their affiliation with Jesus and other shadowy figures and declare their loyalty to the Great King Khaiyum. All those church leaders would have to come out in a public ceremony and kiss King Khaiyum’s Rear. In addition, it would be good if every voter in Fiji is also made aware that not voting for Khaiyum and his Rear Admiral would also amount to blasphemy punishable by cutting the right hand off. We have to teach these unruly bastards lessons that they will never forget.

  6. @ Lamusona Levu

    I like the way you think LL. How would you like to be my High Priest? Keep up the good work.

    Praise Khaiyum.

  7. Registered despite the flagrant unlawful stealing of the name. If any other group stealing a name for their pary they would be taken to Court and barred from registration.

    SDL not allowed to be registered because it is in Fijian Language…….the langyage which was here for thousands of years before EyeArse;s ancestors from Pakistan arrived,


  8. Aunty Nur above you got it wrong and your statement shows that your knowledge of your nephews visionary decrees is inadequate. The reason why income and assets of Khaiyum and his Rear Admiral cannot be declared is simply based on current legislation. Both gentlemen are part of the current government. Inciting disaffection with the government is a crime according numerous decrees that regulate free speech in Fiji. If Khaiyum and his Rear came out and truthfully declared what they earn and what they have accumulated in the last eight years, this would clearly incite disaffection as most people would consider them as greedy pigs who have stolen vast amounts of money from the people of Fiji. So they cannot do it otherwise they would be prosecuted for inciting disaffection with themselves. It was Dame Shameen who advised them with regard to this and she is a true legal eagle.

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